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Six years ago today, April Ludgate had 93 meetings scheduled for Ron Swanson. Never forget.
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Smart is attractive
Educate me on some shit I don’t know boo.
The mouth of a Jellyfish is also an anus
Stop
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touché rednecks
Buttholes dont give you cancer
That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong
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ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies
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im laughing but that is Definitely a pouch, opossums are marsupials ya doof
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“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations
How do I delete someone else’s post
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